they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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