First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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