what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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