New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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