is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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