Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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