He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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