i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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