i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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