Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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