...so i touched it.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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