do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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