i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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