5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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