What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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