can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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