So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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