I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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