Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Are my feet made of real feet?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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