do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
where are my eyebrows?
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