just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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