You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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