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After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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