i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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