how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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