They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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