You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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