just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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