I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
you never un-have a 4some
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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