i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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