i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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