who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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