His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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