How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
