Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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