So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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