Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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