It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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