We're facebook friends in real life
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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