If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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