just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you win again, gameday.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
