it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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