All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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