i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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