My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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