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not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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