no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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