I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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