I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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