so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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