So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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